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This is an article on how to play a role-playing game as a character from another ethnicity or culture. Don't make me regret it.

update: if the collective noun for alpacas is not a pac then i quit

‪The bus I’m on just drove past an expo hall where an alpaca convention was going down and I want to dive out the window and run in there‬

I wrote a ttRPG about an imaginary fighting video game about international conspiracies, and now you can get it for free! Iron Street Combat’s custom hand-to-hand combat subsystem painstakingly replicates the experience of haphazard button-mashing in a game you don’t really understand how to play.

attn: everyone is a combination of one Marvel Comics character and one United States tax form, reply to find out which you are

I want y'all to know I came here to make a Hudson Yards joke about Wilson Fisk brokering this deal or something but I stalled out staring in horror at that gerrymandered map linking HY to some unrelated housing projects an entire manhattan away

wypipo: gonna cook some healthy Chinese food
azns: cool
wypipo: gonna sell it while lowkey insulting Chinese-owned Chinese restaurants
azns: hold on now
azns: … you weren't before, but as of today we're considering it

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I heard Hudson Yards has some retail stores as well, so does anyone know if I can get an Alpha Platinum 9000 android any time of the year, or do I have to wait for the annual auction?

one third of the population of Hudson Yards is made up of clones of Anaander Mianaai

Hudson Yards doesn't understand why you think it's offensive that it has a spirit animal

Hudson Yards's spirit animal is the 3000-year-old dead turtle from Zhuāngzǐ 17

I know it looks futuristic, but to connect to the Internet at Hudson Yards, you still need a datajack and cyberdeck

the Vessel looks like a rejected design for the monument to the victims of colony collapse disorder

the Vessel is one Jackson Pollock paint job away from being the Splatoon stage from Super Smash Bros Ultimate

One proposal competing against the one that gave us Hudson Yards was a stadium for a sport involving rocket skates, athletic pads covered in spikes, and balls which explode

I think the blueprint for Hudson Yards must have been a copy of an extremely literal translation of Lǎozǐ 20

want to feel old? this is what the briefcase from the music video to Darude's "Sandstorm" looks like now:

Where are the audio diaries hidden in Hudson Yards?

So are there actual cops in Hudson Yards or do Hyperion loaders drop out of the sky if you have a cookout?

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a small friendly instance for gay screaming content. you don't have to be gay to scream here but it helps.